DISPLAYING ALL 36 ENTRIES — VOLUME I
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Agenda 21(ə·jen·də twen·tē·wən)n.
- 1.A 1992 United Nations non-binding resolution that, according to reliable sources, is actually a detailed blueprint for global domination disguised as environmental policy.
- 2.The reason your local city council voted to add a bike lane.
See also: NEW WORLD ORDER; GLOBALIST; BIKE LANES
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Alien Technology(ā·lē·ən tek·nä·lə·jē)n.
- 1.Any consumer product released after 2007 that works better than expected.
- 2.The true source of all government patents filed between 1947 and 1952. See: Roswell.
See also: AREA 51; ROSWELL
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Area 51(er·ē·ə fif·tē·wən)n.
- 1.A classified United States Air Force installation in Nevada officially described as a "test and training range." This description is considered the funniest joke the government has ever told.
- 2.The location of everything the government says is not there.
See also: ALIEN TECHNOLOGY; ROSWELL; DEEP STATE
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ENTRY NO. 0047
Big Pharma(big fär·mə)n.
- 1.A monolithic pharmaceutical industrial complex that has simultaneously suppressed every cure for every disease while also somehow failing to cure the common cold, which would be extremely profitable.
- 2.The reason your doctor recommended a medication.
See also: DEEP STATE; BILL GATES
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Bill Gates(bil gāts)n. prop.
- 1.A software entrepreneur who, having conquered the personal computer market, pivoted to global population control via vaccine microchips. A natural career progression.
- 2.The man responsible for both Windows Vista and the COVID-19 pandemic, making him history's most prolific villain.
See also: BIG PHARMA; MICROCHIP; GLOBALIST
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Black Helicopter(blak hel·ə·kop·tər)n.
- 1.An unmarked military or government helicopter, the presence of which confirms that surveillance operations are underway. The absence of which also confirms this.
- 2.The primary mode of transportation for agents of the New World Order, who apparently have not discovered drones.
See also: NEW WORLD ORDER; SURVEILLANCE STATE
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ENTRY NO. 0071
Chemtrails(kem·trālz)n. pl.
- 1.The chemical or biological agents allegedly sprayed by aircraft at high altitude, visible as the white lines left in the sky. Distinct from "contrails," which are what the government calls them.
- 2.Evidence that the sky itself has been compromised.
See also: DEEP STATE; POPULATION CONTROL
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Clinton Body Count(klin·tən bä·dē kount)n.
- 1.The alleged list of individuals connected to the Clinton family who have died under circumstances described as "suspicious" by persons who find most circumstances suspicious.
See also: DEEP STATE; SUICIDED
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Crisis Actor(krī·sis ak·tər)n.
- 1.A professional performer hired by shadowy government entities to appear at staged tragedies, thereby creating the illusion of tragedy. Remarkably dedicated to their craft.
- 2.Any eyewitness whose account contradicts the preferred narrative.
See also: FALSE FLAG; DEEP STATE
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ENTRY NO. 0091
Deep State(dēp stāt)n.
- 1.The vast, shadowy network of career bureaucrats, intelligence operatives, and mid-level HR managers who have been secretly running the government since at least 1953.
- 2.The entity responsible for any government action one finds disagreeable.
See also: SWAMP, THE; SHADOW GOVERNMENT; GLOBALIST
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Depopulation(dē·päp·yə·lā·shən)n.
- 1.The alleged elite agenda to reduce the global human population to a "manageable" number, typically cited as 500 million, which raises the obvious question of who does the managing.
See also: BILL GATES; AGENDA 21; POPULATION CONTROL
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Elites, The(ðə ē·lēts)n. pl.
- 1.A loosely defined group of extraordinarily powerful individuals who control global finance, media, and government from an undisclosed location, presumably with excellent Wi-Fi.
- 2.Everyone who attended Davos, plus several people who did not.
See also: GLOBALIST; NEW WORLD ORDER; BILDERBERG GROUP
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ENTRY NO. 0131
False Flag(fôls flag)n.
- 1.Any event that contradicts one's existing worldview. Distinguished from a "real event" primarily by the presence of crisis actors and the suspicious absence of crisis actors.
- 2.A covert operation designed to deceive the public into attributing an act to a party that did not commit it. Used so frequently, according to some sources, that it is unclear who is committing any acts at all.
See also: CRISIS ACTOR; DEEP STATE; STAGED EVENT
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FEMA Camps(fē·mə kamps)n. pl.
- 1.A network of detention facilities allegedly constructed by the Federal Emergency Management Agency for the purpose of incarcerating American citizens following a declared national emergency or government takeover. Currently listed as "empty warehouses" on official documents.
See also: MARTIAL LAW; DEEP STATE; NEW WORLD ORDER
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ENTRY NO. 0133
Flat Earth(flat ərth)n.
- 1.The theory that the Earth is a flat disc rather than an oblate spheroid, and that this has been concealed from the public by NASA, every airline, every ship captain, and every person who has ever looked at a horizon.
See also: NASA; GLOBE DECEPTION
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Globalist(glō·bə·list)n.
- 1.A person who has read an economics textbook and found it suspicious.
- 2.An individual who prioritizes international cooperation over national sovereignty, or who has simply eaten at a restaurant that serves food from another country.
See also: NEW WORLD ORDER; ELITES, THE; DAVOS
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Great Reset, The(ðə grāt rē·set)n.
- 1.A World Economic Forum initiative to rebuild economies post-pandemic that, according to extensive analysis, is actually a plan for global socialist technocracy. The WEF published a book about it, which is considered suspicious.
- 2."You will own nothing and be happy." — The Great Reset, allegedly.
See also: GLOBALIST; NEW WORLD ORDER; ELITES, THE
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ENTRY NO. 0171
Hollow Earth(hä·lō ərth)n.
- 1.The theory that the Earth contains a vast interior civilization, accessible via openings at the poles. Distinct from the Flat Earth theory, with which it is technically incompatible, though proponents of both remain collegial.
See also: FLAT EARTH; ADMIRAL BYRD
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Illuminati(i·lü·mə·nä·tē)n.
- 1.A secret society founded in Bavaria in 1776 that was officially disbanded in 1785 and has since been running the world continuously.
- 2.The organization responsible for placing triangles in music videos, on currency, and in the logos of pizza restaurants.
See also: NEW WORLD ORDER; ELITES, THE; FREEMASONS
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JFK Assassination(jā·ef·kā ə·sas·ə·nā·shən)n.
- 1.The 1963 assassination of President John F. Kennedy, officially attributed to Lee Harvey Oswald acting alone. The "acting alone" portion of this finding is considered the most contested two-word phrase in American history.
- 2.The event that established the template for all subsequent conspiracy theories.
See also: GRASSY KNOLL; WARREN COMMISSION; MAGIC BULLET
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Lizard People(li·zərd pē·pəl)n. pl.
- 1.Reptilian humanoids allegedly occupying positions of power in government, banking, and entertainment. Identifiable by their cold demeanor, vertical pupils, and tendency to appear on cable news.
- 2.A theory advanced most prominently by David Icke, who insists it is not a metaphor.
See also: ELITES, THE; SHAPE-SHIFTER; BRITISH ROYAL FAMILY
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Mainstream Media (MSM)(mān·strēm mē·dē·ə)n.
- 1.Any news organization that has reported a fact one finds inconvenient.
- 2.The propaganda arm of the Deep State, staffed entirely by crisis actors and globalists who have agreed to report only approved narratives in exchange for access to the Davos buffet.
See also: DEEP STATE; FAKE NEWS; NARRATIVE
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Microchip (Vaccine)(mī·krō·chip)n.
- 1.A tracking device allegedly contained within COVID-19 vaccines, enabling the government to monitor the location of vaccinated individuals. The government's existing ability to track everyone via their smartphones is considered a separate matter.
See also: BILL GATES; BIG PHARMA; 5G
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Moon Landing, The(ðə mün lan·diŋ)n.
- 1.The 1969 Apollo 11 mission, officially the first crewed lunar landing. Unofficially, a film production directed by Stanley Kubrick on a soundstage, which Kubrick later hinted at in "The Shining," a movie about a hotel.
See also: NASA; STANLEY KUBRICK; VAN ALLEN BELT
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New World Order(nü wərld ôr·dər)n.
- 1.A hypothetical totalitarian world government, the establishment of which is the ultimate goal of the Illuminati, the Elites, the Globalists, and several other organizations that may or may not be the same organization.
- 2.A phrase used by President George H.W. Bush in 1991 that has not been forgotten.
See also: ILLUMINATI; GLOBALIST; ELITES, THE; DEEP STATE
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Obama Birth Certificate(ō·bä·mə bərth sər·tif·ə·kət)n.
- 1.A document released by the White House in 2011 certifying Barack Obama's birth in Hawaii. The document's release resolved the matter for approximately no one.
See also: BIRTHER MOVEMENT; DEEP STATE
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Population Control(päp·yə·lā·shən kən·trōl)n.
- 1.The alleged elite agenda to reduce global population through vaccines, water fluoridation, chemtrails, and the general promotion of oat milk.
See also: DEPOPULATION; AGENDA 21; BILL GATES
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QAnon(kyü·ə·nän)n.
- 1.A political conspiracy theory originating from anonymous posts on internet message boards by an individual claiming high-level government clearance. The posts predicted numerous events that did not occur on the dates specified, which is considered part of the plan.
- 2.The theory that a secret cabal of Satan-worshipping cannibalistic pedophiles controls global politics, and that a single anonymous internet poster is the only one who knows about it.
See also: DEEP STATE; THE STORM; GREAT AWAKENING
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Roswell Incident(räz·wel in·si·dənt)n.
- 1.A 1947 incident in New Mexico in which the U.S. Army Air Forces recovered debris from a crash. The official explanation changed from "flying disc" to "weather balloon" within 24 hours, which is considered suspicious by persons who have never worked in public affairs.
See also: AREA 51; ALIEN TECHNOLOGY; MAJESTIC 12
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Shadow Government(sha·dō gəv·ərn·mənt)n.
- 1.A secret group of unelected officials who exercise real governmental power behind the scenes. Distinct from the Deep State primarily in that the Shadow Government has better lighting.
See also: DEEP STATE; NEW WORLD ORDER; CONTINUITY OF GOVERNMENT
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Soros, George(jôrj sôr·əs)n. prop.
- 1.A Hungarian-American billionaire and philanthropist who, according to a significant portion of the internet, is personally funding every protest, election, district attorney, and weather event he finds useful.
See also: GLOBALIST; ELITES, THE; OPEN SOCIETY
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Suicided(sü·ə·sīd·ed)v. past tense.
- 1.The act of being murdered in a manner made to appear as suicide, particularly when the deceased possessed inconvenient knowledge. Usage: "He was suicided before he could testify."
- 2.A verb form that did not exist before the internet.
See also: CLINTON BODY COUNT; EPSTEIN, JEFFREY
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Swamp, The(ðə swämp)n.
- 1.The entrenched political establishment of Washington D.C., characterized by corruption, self-dealing, and an inexplicable resistance to being drained.
- 2.See: DEEP STATE. See also: DRAIN THE SWAMP.
See also: DEEP STATE; DRAIN THE SWAMP
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Storm, The(ðə stôrm)n.
- 1.In QAnon theology, the imminent mass arrest of the global cabal of elites, to be followed by military tribunals and the restoration of constitutional order. Predicted to occur on numerous specific dates, none of which have yet been correct.
See also: QANON; GREAT AWAKENING; DEEP STATE
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Vaccines(vak·sēnz)n. pl.
- 1.Biological preparations that provide immunity to disease. Also: the primary delivery mechanism for microchips, autism, 5G connectivity, and the Mark of the Beast, depending on which source one consults.
- 2.Something your doctor recommends and your Facebook group does not.
See also: MICROCHIP; BIG PHARMA; BILL GATES
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World Economic Forum (WEF)(wərld ek·ə·nä·mik fôr·əm)n.
- 1.An international non-governmental organization headquartered in Davos, Switzerland, that hosts an annual conference for world leaders and business executives. The conference's stated purpose is "improving the state of the world," which is considered suspicious.
See also: GREAT RESET, THE; GLOBALIST; ELITES, THE
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