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Area 51

(er·ē·ə fif·tē·wən)n.
DEFINITION
  1. 1.

    A classified United States Air Force installation in Nevada officially described as a "test and training range." This description is considered the funniest joke the government has ever told.

  2. 2.

    The location of everything the government says is not there.

SEE ALSO
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Linked terms appear in Volume I. Unlinked terms are documented in forthcoming volumes.

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