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Alien Technology

(ā·lē·ən tek·nä·lə·jē)n.
DEFINITION
  1. 1.

    Any consumer product released after 2007 that works better than expected.

  2. 2.

    The true source of all government patents filed between 1947 and 1952. See: Roswell.

SEE ALSO
AREA 51ROSWELL

Linked terms appear in Volume I. Unlinked terms are documented in forthcoming volumes.

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