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Agenda 21

(ə·jen·də twen·tē·wən)n.
DEFINITION
  1. 1.

    A 1992 United Nations non-binding resolution that, according to reliable sources, is actually a detailed blueprint for global domination disguised as environmental policy.

  2. 2.

    The reason your local city council voted to add a bike lane.

SEE ALSO
NEW WORLD ORDERGLOBALISTBIKE LANES

Linked terms appear in Volume I. Unlinked terms are documented in forthcoming volumes.

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