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Globalist

(glō·bə·list)n.
DEFINITION
  1. 1.

    A person who has read an economics textbook and found it suspicious.

  2. 2.

    An individual who prioritizes international cooperation over national sovereignty, or who has simply eaten at a restaurant that serves food from another country.

SEE ALSO

Linked terms appear in Volume I. Unlinked terms are documented in forthcoming volumes.

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