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Flat Earth

(flat ərth)n.
DEFINITION
  1. 1.

    The theory that the Earth is a flat disc rather than an oblate spheroid, and that this has been concealed from the public by NASA, every airline, every ship captain, and every person who has ever looked at a horizon.

SEE ALSO
NASAGLOBE DECEPTION

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