The Right-Wing Wacko Conspiracy Theorist's Dictionary — The Definitive Lexicon of Terms, Theories, and Nomenclature for the Discerning Patriot.
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— The vast, shadowy network of career bureaucrats, intelligence operatives, and mid-level HR managers who have been secretly running the government since at least 1953.
See also: SWAMP, THE
— Any event that contradicts one's existing worldview. Distinguished from a 'real event' primarily by the presence of crisis actors and the suspicious absence of crisis actors.
— A person who has read an economics textbook and found it suspicious.
See also: NEW WORLD ORDER; DAVOS
For generations, the rich lexical tradition of American conspiracy culture has gone uncodified, undefined, and — most critically — uncited. Terms have been deployed without consensus, theories advanced without standardized nomenclature, and the entire field has suffered for it.
This volume represents the first serious scholarly attempt to remedy that deficiency. Every term herein has been rigorously defined, cross-referenced, and formatted according to the highest standards of reference publishing. Future historians, researchers, and concerned patriots will cite this work.
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