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Volume I — Paperback
The complete first edition. Over 1,000 terms defined with full authority. Matte cover with classified document aesthetic. Lightweight. Deniable. Fits in a cargo pocket. The kind of book that looks important on a shelf and is.
- Over 1,000 entries, A–Z
- Full phonetic pronunciations
- Cross-reference index
- Official foreword by the anonymous author
- Appendix: Conspiracy Theory Family Tree
- Suitable for gifting to the person in your life who needs it most
Volume I — Hardcover
Cloth-bound, gold-stamped spine, distressed parchment interior. The hardcover edition is currently in preparation. Notify list available.
- Complete text, identical to paperback
- Cloth-bound with gold-stamped spine
- Distressed parchment interior
- Suitable for display and gifting
Volume I — Digital Edition
For those who trust no paper trail. Encrypted. Deniable. Convenient. The digital edition is currently in preparation. Notify list available.
- Full text, searchable
- Cross-reference hyperlinks
- No physical evidence
- Compatible with all major e-readers
Volume II — Hardcover
Volume II is currently in active compilation. Reader submissions are being reviewed. The author notes the material is inexhaustible. Publication date to be announced.
- New entries not in Volume I
- Expanded cross-reference network
- Reader-submitted terms (credited or anonymous)
- Updated appendices
A line of branded materials is currently in development. Items under consideration include the following. Submit your contact information to be notified upon availability.
- Classified Tote BagTBD
- Redacted MugTBD
- Official Enamel Pin SetTBD
- "Peer Reviewed By No One" T-ShirtTBD
- Desk Reference PosterTBD
- Conspiracy Theory Starter Pack (bundle)TBD
You will be added to at least one list. You were probably already on several.
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