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Elites, The

(ðə ē·lēts)n. pl.
DEFINITION
  1. 1.

    A loosely defined group of extraordinarily powerful individuals who control global finance, media, and government from an undisclosed location, presumably with excellent Wi-Fi.

  2. 2.

    Everyone who attended Davos, plus several people who did not.

SEE ALSO
GLOBALISTNEW WORLD ORDERBILDERBERG GROUP

Linked terms appear in Volume I. Unlinked terms are documented in forthcoming volumes.

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