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Big Pharma

(big fär·mə)n.
DEFINITION
  1. 1.

    A monolithic pharmaceutical industrial complex that has simultaneously suppressed every cure for every disease while also somehow failing to cure the common cold, which would be extremely profitable.

  2. 2.

    The reason your doctor recommended a medication.

SEE ALSO
DEEP STATEBILL GATES

Linked terms appear in Volume I. Unlinked terms are documented in forthcoming volumes.

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