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Bill Gates

(bil gāts)n. prop.
DEFINITION
  1. 1.

    A software entrepreneur who, having conquered the personal computer market, pivoted to global population control via vaccine microchips. A natural career progression.

  2. 2.

    The man responsible for both Windows Vista and the COVID-19 pandemic, making him history's most prolific villain.

SEE ALSO
BIG PHARMAMICROCHIPGLOBALIST

Linked terms appear in Volume I. Unlinked terms are documented in forthcoming volumes.

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