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Black Helicopter

(blak hel·ə·kop·tər)n.
DEFINITION
  1. 1.

    An unmarked military or government helicopter, the presence of which confirms that surveillance operations are underway. The absence of which also confirms this.

  2. 2.

    The primary mode of transportation for agents of the New World Order, who apparently have not discovered drones.

SEE ALSO
NEW WORLD ORDERSURVEILLANCE STATE

Linked terms appear in Volume I. Unlinked terms are documented in forthcoming volumes.

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