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Obama Birth Certificate

(ō·bä·mə bərth sər·tif·ə·kət)n.
DEFINITION
  1. 1.

    A document released by the White House in 2011 certifying Barack Obama's birth in Hawaii. The document's release resolved the matter for approximately no one.

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