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Microchip (Vaccine)

(mī·krō·chip)n.
DEFINITION
  1. 1.

    A tracking device allegedly contained within COVID-19 vaccines, enabling the government to monitor the location of vaccinated individuals. The government's existing ability to track everyone via their smartphones is considered a separate matter.

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