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Roswell Incident

(räz·wel in·si·dənt)n.
DEFINITION
  1. 1.

    A 1947 incident in New Mexico in which the U.S. Army Air Forces recovered debris from a crash. The official explanation changed from "flying disc" to "weather balloon" within 24 hours, which is considered suspicious by persons who have never worked in public affairs.

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