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QAnon

(kyü·ə·nän)n.
DEFINITION
  1. 1.

    A political conspiracy theory originating from anonymous posts on internet message boards by an individual claiming high-level government clearance. The posts predicted numerous events that did not occur on the dates specified, which is considered part of the plan.

  2. 2.

    The theory that a secret cabal of Satan-worshipping cannibalistic pedophiles controls global politics, and that a single anonymous internet poster is the only one who knows about it.

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DEEP STATETHE STORMGREAT AWAKENING

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