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JFK Assassination

(jā·ef·kā ə·sas·ə·nā·shən)n.
DEFINITION
  1. 1.

    The 1963 assassination of President John F. Kennedy, officially attributed to Lee Harvey Oswald acting alone. The "acting alone" portion of this finding is considered the most contested two-word phrase in American history.

  2. 2.

    The event that established the template for all subsequent conspiracy theories.

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Linked terms appear in Volume I. Unlinked terms are documented in forthcoming volumes.

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