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Lizard People

(li·zərd pē·pəl)n. pl.
DEFINITION
  1. 1.

    Reptilian humanoids allegedly occupying positions of power in government, banking, and entertainment. Identifiable by their cold demeanor, vertical pupils, and tendency to appear on cable news.

  2. 2.

    A theory advanced most prominently by David Icke, who insists it is not a metaphor.

SEE ALSO
ELITES, THESHAPE-SHIFTERBRITISH ROYAL FAMILY

Linked terms appear in Volume I. Unlinked terms are documented in forthcoming volumes.

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