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Illuminati

(i·lü·mə·nä·tē)n.
DEFINITION
  1. 1.

    A secret society founded in Bavaria in 1776 that was officially disbanded in 1785 and has since been running the world continuously.

  2. 2.

    The organization responsible for placing triangles in music videos, on currency, and in the logos of pizza restaurants.

SEE ALSO
NEW WORLD ORDERELITES, THEFREEMASONS

Linked terms appear in Volume I. Unlinked terms are documented in forthcoming volumes.

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