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Crisis Actor

(krī·sis ak·tər)n.
DEFINITION
  1. 1.

    A professional performer hired by shadowy government entities to appear at staged tragedies, thereby creating the illusion of tragedy. Remarkably dedicated to their craft.

  2. 2.

    Any eyewitness whose account contradicts the preferred narrative.

SEE ALSO
FALSE FLAGDEEP STATE

Linked terms appear in Volume I. Unlinked terms are documented in forthcoming volumes.

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