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Vaccines

(vak·sēnz)n. pl.
DEFINITION
  1. 1.

    Biological preparations that provide immunity to disease. Also: the primary delivery mechanism for microchips, autism, 5G connectivity, and the Mark of the Beast, depending on which source one consults.

  2. 2.

    Something your doctor recommends and your Facebook group does not.

SEE ALSO
MICROCHIPBIG PHARMABILL GATES

Linked terms appear in Volume I. Unlinked terms are documented in forthcoming volumes.

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